Ben harper & relentless 7 fly one
time
Forever the sickest kids
Tapeworm
Tea party
Horrific nightmare world where we all
live underground
That his son would have kidney stones.
Fuck you it’s not going to work.
Every song on c is for sophomoric is
inspired by me.
Polar bear
Vagina mine – just the song title.
Track 5 is all about me.
A bakers dozen is 2013
I think 1201617 refers to the fact that
Obama needs to be re-elected
I’m going to act like I don’t know what
you are talking about. That it is some
made up figment of my imagination. That
I’m crazy, and need medical help. You
could have Maynard come up to me with every news organization and I might
admit. He would say, “Isn’t it true the
world is in a state of peril?” and I’d
answer, “Yeah, it kinda sucks.” Giggle
and then look at them inquisitively because what the fuck else do they want to
know. It’s pretty well outlined in the
book.
You know, I’m all about adventurous
sex, but when it involves someone else’s feelings I don’t want to get
involved.
Tell your friends, check out this
retard! Stick your dick into my life
until I fucking come.
Fuck all of you empty shells wandering
around this lonely rock in space.
You hear that BMW? I love BMW’s.
They are the greatest car ever produced.
So free to hook a nigger up with some BMW love. My son likes Ferrari’s, but let’s be sensible
here.
Stephanie complained to me about my
behavior and told me to fuck off basically.
I’d already told Sara about Sparky years ago, but she’d neglected to
mention it to her. Not that she
cares. I’m not sure if she knows. Whatever, thanks Steph, you are a true
friend.
It’s easy for me to look down on
everyone around me. Like, What, you
aren’t tasked by god to save the planet?
So you sit around and drink martini’s all day watching Today with Kathy
Lee and Hoda. No offense intended
towards the fine establishment that is The Today Show. I watch all 5 hours religiously.
Blow me Christ. Suck it.
You suck. If I’m to assume the
God in which I have been baptized and confirmed has planned this for me as part
of his master plan he can eat a cock. I
mean seriously, holy fucking shit.
Holy shit, Christ is burned into your
French toast and the Virgin Mary’s eyes are bleeding. How weak is that shit. Come on you pussies, give me something I can
believe in.
I would have made Richard Dawkins look
like a pussy fart. I could postulate
reasoning for the absence of god until he got the Masque of the Red Death
I had never even seen the girl, but was quite cordial upon meeting her.
I wanted to keep the whole thing secret
and she could be my confidant. But I’m
forced to publish a fucking tell all book in an attempt as my sole pathetic
attempt to keep our family together.
The book is going to fail anyhow so what’s the point of any of
this? What’s the point of living if you
can’t?
Maybe this book is good, I can’t really
tell. I hadn’t read a whole one since
High School and only read a few in jail.
You could possibly find out which books by evaluating the text contained
herein. But aside from those, I really
don’t know what sells right now. I don’t
think I fit the demographic. I think I could easily write a variety of
fiction. How about the life that existed
on Venus programmed a life form to genetically recreate their own DNA and
shoots it to earth when their planet gets too hot. We are the end result. I dunno, I could make a compelling story that
reflected back and forth between the to time periods as a sort of dichotomy. Ok, so maybe that’s not the best idea. I don’t know. Whatever.
Fuck you.
Attractive as she is, I didn’t put two and two
together that the really cute girl I’d seen coming and going was her.
I was stealing things of value from some department stores, but I
reserved the Shopko behind my school for cigarettes only. This was before they were kept behind
counters in Michigan
It’s an understanding between me and
you, forget everybody else. Reference
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