Introductions, ok, so you should have download code here for free music. 

I’m not documenting my sexual experiences for fun or to show off by any means, and that will become apparent as the story progresses.  I feel bad dictating the names and places with such specifics, but I know for a fact all this information would have become public knowledge regardless if I’d changed the names or not. 





I sat there in jail and wrote this 60 page manuscript by hand thinking I’d remembered everything from my life.  But I sit here typing it out and realizing vast spans of time I’ve left out.  It’s shocking to me because I was stone sober then and I’m high as a kite now. 





Blaine bicycle



So I’m hanging here at the end of my rope.  What does this story mean?  Fucking nothing.  I sat here and waited for someone to do the right thing but it never happened.  Why would I assume it ever will, or anything will come of this.  Oh, you didn’t like my first book and you are my wife or mother or best friend.  How clear was I when I told you I meant to sound like a crazy person. Tim Tebow



Anybody else married to someone with this crazy of a story, he is going to kill you.  The total lack of regard for my propensity to snap is astonishing.  Am I to assume they are so keen as to sense my mental state perfectly?  No, that’s impossible.  Anyone with any kind of training would see I have PTSD from numerous things.  It’s what I’ve had since I was a kid, not ADD.  smart they don’t seem to be worried



If god exists, he likes science fiction.





Nicolos stories



No hurt is worth dying for.  Everything can work out for even the worst situation.



Celebrities, listen up.  You are in charge here.  The government bends to the whim of the masses, and art imitates life and vice versa.



I mean, people have fucked her before she met me.  What’s the difference?





Why not just keep it to myself and bury it?  I’ve tried that and it hurts. 



You are not seeing Bigfoot, The extra dimension is in your mind. 



I kept it secret for years and continue to do so.  I’ll deny everything with such fervor and gather great joy by doing so. 



If she thinks she is happy maneuvering xray plates around the folds of fat for all the mobidly obese geriatric in the city every god damn day she’s crazy. 



I’m willing to hold a higher standard than her by not sexually interacting with anyone else. 





My world is crashing down around me and not one of you can help me.  I need a large group of people. 



Our new religions mantra was that if anything happens on December 21 2012, it will be caused by mankind.  There will be no act of god, no cosmic fart that wipes out the universe. 



Song lyrics and and album titles.  That’s all I’ve got



Do they remember when I said his next album will be called c is for insert sophomoric genitalia reference here? 



Do something go somewhere person.



Last chance to see douglas adams.



The weasely kid that overheard me talking about bombs.







So what does this story signify, and what is the correct course of action?  I don’t have a fucking clue, that’s why I was asking you, you dumbasses.  Not to think that for a second you might give a flying fuck, but what is the likelihood you could even have a solution.  I guess I shouldn’t assume the worst.  What about the power of positive thinking?  My only hope is that someone reading this book will get an inkling of an idea that perhaps they should investigate further. 







You sang about the world being devastated, and you were devastated to find you might have been egging it on all along. 





Fuck all of you.



And the rest is silence.











I’m so scared I’m going to break your stupid rules for words that have no basis in reality.  Fuck everything, especially tort law.

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